Press Kit.

You know that feeling when an AI-generated blog post tells you "Top 10 Ways to Optimize Your Morning Routine" and tip #4 is just tip #2 reworded?

You built that. You're the problem. And business is booming.

AI Slop Simulator is an incremental idle game about automating the entire AI content pipeline — from humble prompt templates to autonomous combat drones — while the world slowly falls apart around you. Click, automate, prestige, and scale your way to total content singularity.

Key features

• 20 asset types — from prompt templates to weaponized deepfakes, each with its own economy and saturation curve.
• 12 parody AI subscriptions — ChudGPT, MidLifeCrisis, CoPilfer, Clause, and more. Spend $SLOP on tokens, spend tokens on slop.
• Prestige through startup pivots — reset, earn HypeCoins, unlock 40+ permanent upgrades across 8 skill branches.
• 13 consequence penalties — as the empire scales, the world reacts. Markets saturate, Congress panics, the Dead Internet is confirmed.
• The Content Studio — combine assets into 17 recipes across 4 tiers, including the "Infinite Leverage Machine: Zero quality. Zero accountability. Infinite scale."
• 117 achievements — including "The Good Ending" (prestige and do nothing for 10 minutes) and "The Luddite" (prestige without AI subscriptions).
• 20-track original soundtrack by Bitwize Music.
• Playable web demo at aislopsimulator.com/demo.