20 asset types of slop
Blog posts, stock photos with the wrong number of fingers, eBooks of circular reasoning, and eventually weaponized deepfakes.
About the game
AI Slop Simulator is a satirical incremental idle game about automating the entire AI content pipeline — from humble prompt templates to autonomous combat drones — while civilization slowly falls apart around you.
Click. Automate. Prestige. Watch the numbers go up.
Two minutes of gameplay.
Generate. Automate. Profit. Repeat.
12 Parody AI Subscriptions
ChudGPT, MidLifeCrisis, CoPilfer, Clause. Spend $SLOP on tokens, spend tokens on slop. The ouroboros feeds itself.
Prestige Through Startup Pivots
Reset, earn HypeCoins, unlock 40+ permanent upgrades across 8 branches. Then Judgment Day and the numbers go exponential.
Watch the World Burn
13 consequence penalties. Markets saturate. Congress panics. The Dead Internet Theory is confirmed — 99.97% of traffic is bots.
The Content Studio
17 craftable recipes across 4 tiers — from "Viral Social Kit" to "Infinite Leverage Machine: Zero quality. Zero accountability. Infinite scale."
117 Achievements
Including "The Good Ending" (prestige and do nothing for 10 minutes) and "The Luddite" (prestige without AI subscriptions).
20-track original soundtrack
Bitwize Music scored the whole collapse. From optimism to dread in under 80 minutes.
- Click to Begin 2:14
- Dead Internet 3:41
- Judgment Day 4:58
- Scorched Silicon 3:12
- + 16 more
Preview: "Dead Internet"
Out when it's out.
Wishlist now so you don't forget.